3.07.2008

Baby Butt

































Is there something that we're not being told?

There are a countless number of butt creams, rump balms, and crack care for babies out there. Really, just check out Target and health food stores like Earthfare--the baby health isle is 90% bum rubs. Do infants have some type of toxic rump that we need to be aware of? Do we need to purchase alot of latex gloves so that we can change diapers without losing our digits to infection?

I am scared of my unborn baby's tookus.

I hope whatever it is doesn't make spores and get into our air. We might have to fumigate.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

my favorite is the boudreauxs butt paste... look how it advertises that it goes on and wipes off easily, treats and protects, and has a PLEASANT SMELL. good try guys. i dont care how fancy and french your name is, or how good that cream smells before it goes on a butt, but i know what it smells like 10 minutes later. and it aint pleasant.